I think we need to start a “Higher Output Resolution and Lighting for Undressed Vixens” program. Or HORLUV. Basically a program to give girls with crappy cameras a way to show us the breasts and bottoms they are longing to show us. Oh and dudes too, I guess.
How is the name? Cams for Bad Girls? Eh. Pixels for Nipples?
What do you think? A walk-a-thon? Should I call Jerry Lewis?
Or possibly I might have to make a world tour with a Nikon, some of those big silver lighting umbrellas and my shear determination.