I was tagged by the ridiculously hot and charming Thursday, whose pictures and words (and breasts and legs and ass) often devastate me.

The Rules are:

• Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
• Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog – some random, some weird.
• Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.
• Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

My list:

1. I like all kinds of girls. I have found that this is often hard for girls to understand. I like big girls and little girls, so when I was dating a relatively skinny girl and she found out I had some chubby girl porn on my computer she though “I must be fat, that’s why you like me!” and when I was dating a chubby girl and commented on a tiny girl being hot she said “If you like girls like that, why are you dating me?”. Also I have been with girls as tall as 6′ and as short as 4’11″. Even my constant of “glasses and big tits” hasn’t held up lately.
2. I have no piercing or tattoos. I dated someone for a long time who was covered in tattoos (10!) and I really love the look of thick black and red ink on skin. I have a few tattoos I want to get, but I am waiting until I am sure (i.e. it has been about 5 years of me thinking about it and I still haven’t done it.)
3. People seem to inherently trust me. If often makes me feel like I need to be extra careful. People are constantly telling me secrets. I kind of love being the keeper of secrets.
4. I had a criminal youth. I was a compulsive liar as a kid. My head still thinks like that sometimes, but I keep it very much under control. I try to be almost annoyingly honest now. Truth still has a ring of novelty on my tongue.
5. The thing I hate most in life is probably corporate chain restaurants.
6. Almost all of my close friends are working on Masters or PhDs and are on some form of psycho-pharmacology. I will probably never go for any sort of higher degree and I’ve never been in therapy.
7. I took ballet as a child, as well as tap dancing.

I tag:

1. Mariella, because I will take any excuse to tag my babygirl. She’d better do this because she doesn’t post nearly enough.
2. D (of Narration by D) because it’s only far that since Thursday tagged me that I should tag her husband.
3. Wendy, as an apology for the fact she will never get to do me in the butt like she wants.
4. Janie, because she doesn’t post enough.
5. Jay, because his recent review of the Aneros is almost identical to the review I am about to post about the Titus.
6. Smutty Steff, because she is awesome and her tweets help keep me sane all day.
7. Desiree, because she s awesome and she is going to come play Scrabble with me sometime soon.