Posts from — December 2008

For new readers, here is a list of my fiction posts with short blurbs.
(PS thanks to all who let me know the links were broken. I fixed them.)

The Wrong Smith Girl
I think this is one of my best pieces. A break up on a train and an awkward family reunion lead to a sleepy guy mixing up two sisters and a crush coming to light.

The Strand
Books, flirting and red hair. Who can ask for anything more?

The Barista
“I like my women like I like my coffee…” A snarky barista and a pretension customer meet up after hours. Caffeine plus hate sex equal hot times. Slight forced play.

Slow Summer Heat
Ever have one of those hot humid days where you slip into a slow Tennessee Williams fuck? Lovely vanilla sex.

Pet
A little vignette about a moment a long time ago. D/s themes.

Our Stop
Dangerous games in the back of a cab. Light exhibitionism.

Spanking
Vignette about the exhilaration of giving a good spanking.

Artist Management
The writing prompt was: A handsome European classical musician cornering a girl who works in his agent’s office.

Carolyn Blushes
A dark story about a guy who comes on to his roommate’s rather innocent girlfriend.

Mike
The interesting relationship between a straight guy and a young drag king in his apartment building.

The Date – Part One, Part Two
A rather involved date rape roleplay scene.

Rent
A girl can’t get enough money together to pay her roommate her share of the rent. A adequate comprise is found.

Halloween
An innocent girl gets lost in a forbidden fantasy on Halloween night.

Nerd Love
A silly little flash piece about serves going down and a nerd finally taking a leap.

The Bet
A little noir romp. No sex.

Anthony Boudain and the Naughty Chef de Partie
Jack does Real People Fan Fiction? Tony takes training new chefs seriously.

Mister McIntyre’s Secret
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight
A mousy secretary is obsessed with her boss. She finds herself to be incapable of saying no to him.

What to do while you wait for Santa? Practice your rope skills!

A half naked Christmas present from someone who is putting off taking the long train ride out to his family.

It’s a pretty decent double column!

Warning: This story involves forced sex/rape fantasies and role playing. Read Part One first.
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Lord, people sicken me. I was walking by a Olive Garden and I couldn’t take the mediocracy of the plebeian masses anymore. This abomination to all that is good Italian food needed to be stopped, so I made a Moltov Cocktail out of 25 year old Scotch and burned the place to the ground.

Later that night after feasting on fois gras poutine and things you wouldn’t understand I went back to my amazing apartment (in Manhattan with exposed brick) and deconstructed a Goethe novel in the orignal German while drinking Blue Mountain espresso. Then my date stopped by, this extremely beautiful eighteen year old girl dressed in a school girl uniform. I gave her 417 orgasms. Then she brought three of her friends over and I fucked them all while they performed Joseph Haydn’s Quartet Opus 20 Number 4. I think I may have gotten lube on that one girl’s cello.

Later on I came while we listened to Heavy Vegitable by Slint and being fellated by all four of the girls at once.

I have to stop writing this now. I have amazing stories to finish.

Please keep sending me pictures of yourselves naked, after all I deserve them for blessing your minds with my art.

A lovely weekend of spice cookies with snowflakes and kissing and shopping and walking around in the cold.

And look what I found under my tree!

Mariella makes the perfect stocking stuffer.

Warning: This story involves forced sex/rape fantasies and role playing. Read Part Two next.
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I feel like I need to talk about something I found a month ago that has changed my sex life more than anything in the last ten years.

The right condom.

I never really had a big problem with condoms. They were just a thing I had to used unless I was in a serious monogamous relationship and my partner was on some form of birth control. I thought I was buying good ones. I got various Trojans, usually just the lubricated ones in the blue package. I never really thought about it, which come to think of it was odd since I think about everything else having to do with sex far too much.

In the past I had a few experiences where I tried to put on a condom and it just didn’t work. It got stuck half way on and wouldn’t roll anymore. Then I try and pull at it, hold the tip, roll it back a little and then try again. By then my hands are covered in lube and my erection is withering.

I curse. I makeout a little, fool around and get out of my head. I try a new one, but now the pressure is on.

For some reason in the last few months this started happening a lot more. Also a few times I noticed that the condom felt way tighter on my cock, especially around the middle. It got a little painful sometimes.

Now, I have a average sized cock. It is normal and I am happy with it. I have been told it is a little thick but I don’t think it is girthy enough to need some kind of extra large condom. Still these problems were getting annoying so I decided to try a few new ones.

I tried the Trojan Extra Sensitive and liked that one even less than the regular kind. I tried a regular lubricated Lifestyle, which felt very similarly to the Trojan and I even tried a non latex condom when I was with a girl who was allergic to latex and didn’t like that one at all.

So I did a little research. I went on a few sites that had condom reviews. I found that Durex seemed to test very well, especially the Extra Sensitive and the Love varieties.

I couldn’t find the Love so I settled on the Extra Sensitive. From the first go I found they slipped on far more easily that any other I have used. The sex was way better, smoother, it felt more like bareback sex. Also my partners seemed to get less sore and these condoms didn’t smell like latex.

I am so excited I ordered a hundred of the Durex Love condoms.

These new condoms combined with the bottle of Sliquid I got at the calendar party have made for a new world of sex. I swear the sex has been so good I haven’t even had any time to tie anyone up!

I am working on a bunch of stories, but this is the only one that is finished. Thanks to an editor who needs to start blogging!
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